- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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