Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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