- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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