What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Tunechi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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