A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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