- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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