What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Mooses

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Chlamydia

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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