- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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