- Anti Joke

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks