what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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nolan is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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