Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Neil is a reterd.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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