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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

where's mom I killed her

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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