- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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