Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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kieran is a homosexual

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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