Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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