If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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