- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Get up Look in the mirror

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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