Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Knock Knock? Come in.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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