- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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