yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Men's rights

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

William wright is Gay

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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