- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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