- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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