- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

He--Hey guys

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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