- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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