Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A lot eh?

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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read me write me

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What is older than history?

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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