- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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