- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

i have yougurt mit traktor

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Justin Beiber

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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