did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

The Big Band Theory

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

penis. nuff said.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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