Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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oh hey.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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haha

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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