- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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