Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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