- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

My Nan, that is all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

karn chevalier

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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