- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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