- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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