I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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