What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Your mother is so fat.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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