noah is a scrub jungle

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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