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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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