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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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