A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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haha

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Anti Joke

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