- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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