What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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HURT

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Roses are red.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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THe Election

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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