- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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