- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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