Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Knock knock.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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