- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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