- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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