- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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