- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Heskey time.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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