- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why? Why not?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I wrote a funny joke.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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