- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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