Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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