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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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