your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Get up Look in the mirror

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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