Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Bob Saget that is all

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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