Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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