- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

how much fish could a chicken

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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