- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!