- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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