Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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