- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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