what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

who do we all like george goodburn

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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