- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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