- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

human centipede

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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