What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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women's rights.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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