- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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