Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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