What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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