Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

who is really lanky? james cornish

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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