ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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poopy is poopy

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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