- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What's big and messy? A big mess

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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