- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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