A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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