I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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