Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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