Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What page are you on The gay page.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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