Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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