What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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