- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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