- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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