The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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sky silverstein

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What are annoying? Ads.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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