A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

knock knock go away

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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