- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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