- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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