Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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