- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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