Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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what is 3+3= 8

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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