I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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