- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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