- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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