- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Women's Soccer.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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