- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.