I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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No antijoke here.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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