- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

woman's rights

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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