- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a black man? Rob

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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