Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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