Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Take part of what?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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