A black man walks out of a police station

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

black chicken. kfc

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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