- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Andoni was here

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Caolan and Eamon

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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