- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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