What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

if you don't like this you're gay

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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