- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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