What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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cool

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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