- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

quantum physics?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A drunk guy walks into a car

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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