Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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