- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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