- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why am I writing this...im bored

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

TIMMY

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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