- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Anti Jokes = Drained

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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