What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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