Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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drugs.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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