- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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