- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A man died.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

hashtags suck balls

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

My jeans

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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