Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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