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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Nickelback.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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