Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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