- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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