why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Hello penis

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Sarah Palin.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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