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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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