- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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