- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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