Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why? Why not?

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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