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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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