Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Double-whammy

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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