- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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