- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

black people swimming

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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