- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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