- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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