- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

i like it in the mouth

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Racial equality.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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