How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Jovan

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why? Why not?

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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