- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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