- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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