What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Jovan

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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