Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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