Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Republicans

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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