drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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