- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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