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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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