- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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