- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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