- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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