- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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