How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Penis

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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hear hear

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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