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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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