The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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