- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

an american walks out of a strip club.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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