- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

I hate blackniggers

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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