Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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