- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Knock Knock. Not home.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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