Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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