What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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