A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Your girlfriend.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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