why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Bob Saget that is all

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Coldpaly is a good band

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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