- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

how do you call someone? use a phone

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

the midget went to the midget store

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Emily Walker.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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