- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

the midget went to the midget store

how do you call someone? use a phone

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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