A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

sky's sty

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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