- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why are white people white? I don't know

your face

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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