What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

i'm hard

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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