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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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