- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Men's rights

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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