- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

You idiot.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Peas

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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