- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

how do you win a game try your best

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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