Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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