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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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