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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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