- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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