- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's the difference between a duck?

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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