- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Your mom is so old she died

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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