- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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