- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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