Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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