- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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