How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Anti Joke

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