Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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9/11

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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