- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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