why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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