- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a black man pays his child support

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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