What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

this website is a bad joke

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your mama so old, shes dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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