- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

SHUT UP JP

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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