A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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