Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A black person dies.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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