- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Heskey time.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Skinny people fart less.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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