Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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neil likes pube toast

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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