- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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