Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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