- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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