What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Adam Chebali is awesome

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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