Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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