- Anti Joke

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

The american education system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard