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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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