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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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