- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Tony Romo

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What stops a train? A missile

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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