The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A gay man watches football.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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